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- I'm not anti-social, I'm just not user friendly
- A good girlfriend saves atleast 20 GB of space on your computers.
- My mom actually believes I'm dating a girl named Siri.
- I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative.
- The more I C, the less I see.
- Don't try to typecast me.. its not possible!!
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- I don't have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
- Our society will never go entirely paperless. There's always the bathroom.
- We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.
- Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something.
- Those who can't write programs, write help files.
- Better to be a geek than an idiot.
- Travel to life is like css to html .
- If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
- They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
- Do not be afraid to step on people. Mario made a career from it.
- If I went binary, you would be the '1' for me.
- Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?????
- If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
- Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
- Why cant every charger for everything that exists just be the same shape and size
- do u ever feel like screaming ‘fuck you' to some people but you can't so you just keep the anger inside and complain on your twitter?
- You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
- I'm thankful my childhood was filled with imagination & bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes u get on a pic
- Admit it. None of us know how to play Minesweeper. We just click randoms boxes.
- I remember my first day on twitter..I was like, "What the fuck is this shit?"
- GETTING A TEXT IN THE MORNING and reading it with one eye open. (-.~)
- When internet stops working for 5 seconds, so does my heart.
- If you're texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual...
- "You tweet a lot" ... "Bitch, it's TWITTER."
- Words begin with A,B,C. Numbers begin with 1,2,3. Music begins with do, re, mi. And friendship begins with You & Me!
- The awkward momment when im just sitting here and reading those boring statuses
- User Error. Replace User. Press Any Key.
- why is there a tab called notes? its not like we can pass them back and forth in school!
- That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.
- Dear websites asking for my age, I'm going to select born in 2013. Sincerely, why is that even an option ?? -_-
- No matter what you do on the computer you always end up on Twitter, Youtube or Facebook.
- I dropped my laptop off the boat. It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.
- 11:10..."One More Minute!!!" *Gets Distracted* 11:12... "SERIOUSLY!?!"
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