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1. I'm not anti-social, I'm just not user friendly
2. A good girlfriend saves atleast 20 GB of space on your computers.
3. My mom actually believes I'm dating a girl named Siri.
4. I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative.
5. The more I C, the less I see.
6. Don't try to typecast me.. its not possible!!
7. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
8. I don't have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
9. Our society will never go entirely paperless. There's always the bathroom.
10. We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.
11. Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something.
12. Those who can't write programs, write help files.
13. Better to be a geek than an idiot.
14. Travel to life is like css to html .
15. If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
16. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
17. Do not be afraid to step on people. Mario made a career from it.
18. If I went binary, you would be the '1' for me.
19. Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?????
20. If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
21. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
22. Why cant every charger for everything that exists just be the same shape and size
23. do u ever feel like screaming ‘fuck you' to some people but you can't so you just keep the anger inside and complain on your twitter?
24. You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
25. I'm thankful my childhood was filled with imagination & bruises from playing outside, instead of apps and how many damn likes u get on a pic
26. Admit it. None of us know how to play Minesweeper. We just click randoms boxes.
27. I remember my first day on twitter..I was like, "What the fuck is this shit?"
28. GETTING A TEXT IN THE MORNING and reading it with one eye open. (-.~)
29. When internet stops working for 5 seconds, so does my heart.
30. If you're texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual...
31. "You tweet a lot" ... "Bitch, it's TWITTER."
32. Words begin with A,B,C. Numbers begin with 1,2,3. Music begins with do, re, mi. And friendship begins with You & Me!
33. The awkward momment when im just sitting here and reading those boring statuses
34. User Error. Replace User. Press Any Key.
35. why is there a tab called notes? its not like we can pass them back and forth in school!
36. That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.
37. Dear websites asking for my age, I'm going to select born in 2013. Sincerely, why is that even an option ?? -_-
38. No matter what you do on the computer you always end up on Twitter, Youtube or Facebook.
39. I dropped my laptop off the boat. It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.
40. 11:10..."One More Minute!!!" *Gets Distracted* 11:12... "SERIOUSLY!?!"