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1. If you have to think before spending money on anything, you're not rich enough
2. For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
3. When I was a child I was afraid of ghosts. As I grew up I realized people are more scary.
4. The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.
5. My riches consist not in the extent of my possessions but in the fewness of my wants.
6. A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
7. A smile is a light in the window of your face to show your heart is at home.
8. I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don't treat me right - shame on you!
9. Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.
10. Wisdom is knowing when to speak your mind and when to mind your speech.
11. The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
12. A faithful friend is the medicine of life.
13. The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom
14. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
15. A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.
16. There isn't a person anywhere who isn't capable of doing more than he thinks he can.
17. Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief.
18. I am sick of women who love me. Women who hate me are much more interesting.
19. He who cannot love must learn to flatter.
20. A time to love, and a time to hate, a time of war, and a time of peace.
21. Attitude is your acceptance of the natural laws, or your rejection of the natural laws.
22. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
23. Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.
24. Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.
25. I love to do the things the censors won't pass.
26. Drunkenness is simply voluntary insanity.
27. Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will.
28. The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk they're sober.
29. Love is a great beautifier.
30. And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
31. Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.
32. Friendship is the golden thread that ties the heart of all the world.
33. Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.
34. None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.
35. Don't forget to love yourself.
36. Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
37. Life is a flower of which love is the honey.
38. Love hath made thee a tame snake.
39. Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
40. A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age
41. Friendship often ends in love, but love in friendship - never.
42. Live your life and forget your age.
43. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe.
44. Love does not dominate, it cultivates.
45. Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.
46. What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
47. There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship.
48. Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.
49. Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
50. All you need is love.
51. Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker.
52. Life is nothing without friendship.
53. A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away.
54. I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.
55. That man never grows old who keeps a child in his heart.
56. I believe that love cannot be bought except with love.
57. I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer.
58. There's nothing more precious in this world than the feeling of being wanted.
59. Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
60. In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
61. I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.
62. I am totally in the hands of the Lord.
63. Success is never final. Failure is never fatal. It is courage that counts.
64. Friendship makes prosperity more brilliant, and lightens adversity by dividing and sharing it.
65. I drink therefore I am
66. History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
67. Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones, as wind extinguishes candles and fans a fire.
68. What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
69. Some people go to priests, others to poetry, I to my friends.
70. Love in your heart wasn't put there to stay Love isn't love until you give it away.
71. Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
72. Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
73. A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
74. I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
75. The wisest man is he who does not fancy that he is so at all.
76. Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
77. A coward is incapable of exhibiting love, it is the prerogative of the brave.
78. A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love.
79. Though an old man I am but a young gardener.
80. Affliction is often that thing which prepares an ordinary person for some sort of an extraordinary destiny.
81. Happiness is a perfume which you cannot pour on someone without getting some on yourself.
82. The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.
83. A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.
84. Love is all we have, the only way that each can help the other.
85. All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time.
86. A wise man never knows all, only fools know everything
87. Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate!
88. A joy shared is a joy doubled.
89. Love is being stupid together.
90. Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love, this is the eternal rule.
91. The only limitations in life are the limitaions you put on yourself...
92. The bridges you cross before you come to them are over rivers that aren't there.
93. Love is a game that two can play and both win.
94. Remember that very little is needed to make a happy life.
95. A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
96. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.
97. Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.
98. One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool.
99. I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.
100. Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things.