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- Three of the worst words to hear......'Tomorrow is Monday'.
- Going to sleep on Sunday will cause symptoms called 'Monday'. Conversely, also note that staying awake all night on Sunday does not prevent Monday.
- Searching for the remote to rewind the weekend! Sunday always comes so fast & Monday is now closing in.
- Loves Sundays and being lazy...Then Monday comes and things get crazy!!!
- They say everyday is a gift. I wanna know where the gift receipt is so I can exchange Monday for Saturday.
- I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday.
- I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday.
- Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
- As an entrepreneur, you would love your every Monday morning. But you'll hate every month's beginning – when you'll have to pay your
- bills.
- I feel that Mondays are God's way of punishing me for something I did over the weekend!
- One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
- Monday is the root of all evil.
- Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
- Don't worry about Monday morning. Focus on now. Not the alarm, the struggle to get out of bed and the mind-numbing, soul-destroying day ahead.
- Monday isn't a good day for kids but for parents it's a dream come true!
- If i were president, all Monday's would be changed to National Holiday..:P
- Good Morning Monday. I have been dreading your arrival, but now that you are here, lets just make the best of it.
- Monday is the evil way of saying the weekend is over.
- Mondays, that day of the week when our brains take all day to reboot from all the weekend activities.
- If days were people, Monday would be the one person I'd punch in the face!
- I am convinced God only created six days and the devil added Monday.
- Dear Monday, No matter how many times you show up or what you may bring, I still can't find it in my heart to like you.
- Monday, I hate you. Tuesday, you stink too, Wednesday still pushing it, Thursday getting better, Friday...love ya! Saturday you are heaven, Sunday you're OK
- It's Sunday night, the end of the weekend. I don't want to go to bed, cause when I wake up it will be Monday and the weekend's over.
- Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday is so darn close to Monday!
- WARNING! A virus called Monday is fast approaching. There is no cure. Just drink plenty of alcohol on Sunday night to ease the pain :-(
- Woke up this morning feeling like it was gonna be a good day. Looked at the calendar and realized ... Ah shit! It's Monday again! So much for a good day.
- Weapons loaded, body bags ready, coffee brewing, bring it on Monday, I'm ready..
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