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- I'm drinking like there's snow tomorrow.
- We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
- I will stop drinking when Captain Morgan puts his foot down.
- Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet.
- Crying doesn't indicate that you're weak. Since birth, it has been a sign that you're alive.
- All our dreams can come true – if we have the courage to pursue them.
- The best part about daylight savings is that the clock in my car is correct again.
- The 'Earth' without 'Art' is just 'EH'.
- Pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens.
- There's no place like 127.0.0.1
- The past tense of wink is wunked.
- Just high fived that wall with my face.
- Look for something positive in each day, even if some days you have to look a little harder.
- Even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.
- Single? Taken? I'm just ready for summer 2016.
- My Viagra addiction was the hardest time of my life.
- How many boxes of these Thin Mints do I need to eat before I start seeing results?
- Admit it, you are not the same person you were a year ago.
- I automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive.
- Tough times never last, tough people do.
- Actions speak louder than words, so believe what you see and forget what you heard.
- Whenever someone says to me 'Things could be worse' I punch them in the face and say 'Like that?'
- 'I don't watch tv' proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day on the internet.
- That awkward moment when you don't know how to reply to a really sweet text.
- Saying 'What?' And then realizing what they said a second later.
- I've set my 'life goals' to stuff I've already done so literally every day now I'm overachieving. It's all about perspective.
- My friends: wow what a perfect morning for a run. Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the heck back to sleep.
- Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.
- Topless pictures of the Royal Family don't shock me as much as pictures of them doing manual labor would.
- That awkward moment when you're at your friend's house and he is getting yelled at, so you just stand there and pet the dog.
- Just cause you're sleeping with someone doesn't automatically make them yours! If there's no commitment then it's all fair game!!
- Who remembers going on the computer as kids, just to go on paint and space pinball?
- Don't make me regret letting you merge into my lane. (Source: Funny Status Update Fan Page )
- To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today..
- If you're told you only have six months to live, immediately get married. It will make those six months seem like eternity.
- Amazon's recommendations are like that friend who heard you say 'ninja' once and then got you ninja stuff for your birthday every year for twenty years
- When someone looks over my shoulder while I'm on the computer, I open up a new tab and start searching, 'HOW TO KILL THE PERSON BEHIND ME.'
- the best part about this status message is that by the time you've finished reading it you realize that there is absolutely no point to it.
- Please hold, your call is important to us. Not 'hire more operators' important.. But like 'if you need to hang up, that's cool' important.
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