March 17, 202502:59:38 PM

                                  

  1. Main kahan hoon?
  2. Boss! Maal pakda gaya.
  3. Hato naa! Log kya kahenge.
  4. Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti !
  5. Chhod do mujhe, bhagwaan ke liye chhod do
  6. Bataao Heere kahan hai ?
  7. Kya tum mere bachpan ke bichde bhai ho ?
  8. Ab yeh natak band karo.
  9. Tum mujhse kitna pyar kar te ho ?
  10. Main abhi kunwari hoon.
  11. Ahsaan Faraamosh !!
  12. Maa, main ab dekh sakta hoon.
  13. Tumhe yaad hai wo toofani raat ?
  14. Mujhe kuch yaad nahi aa raha hai.
  15. Mai kahti hoon, Door ho jaa meri nazron sey
  16. Yahan teri izzat bachane koi nahi ayega
  17. Main, apka yeh ehsaan kabhi nahi bhul sakta.
  18. Pati parmeshwar hota hai.
  19. Yeh baraat ab wapas jayegi.
  20. Dunyaki koi takat hame juda nahi kar sakti.
  21. Kanoon jazbaat nahi, saboot dekhti hai
  22. Judge sahab, maine khoon nahi kiya.
  23. Kash tum mera yakin kar sakti
  24. Mein kisi ke muh dikhane kabil nahi rahi
  25. Ham barbad ho gaye
  26. Tum mujhe achchey lagte ho.
  27. Ghar mein jawan beti hai ........
  28. Maa, isne kal meri izzat bachaiee hai
  29. Tumhare khyal kitne neech hain
  30. Tum mujhe galat samajh rahi ho....kash mein sachchai bata sakta
  31. Mai gareeb hoon na , isliye ?
  32. Tum kisiki najayaz aulad ho.
  33. Tumhari Seema kisi aur ke saat gulcharrey uda rahi hai.
  34. Bhagwan mainey tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga.....
  35. Mai tumhare bina nahin jee sakti
  36. Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hein
  37. Bhai saheb, yeh dono saath college mein pad tey hain.
  38. Rukjao! kanoon ko apne haath mein mat lo
  39. Gawaaoon key bayaanat aur saboot ko madde nazar rakhtey huey....
  40. Muzrim ko ba-izzat bari kiya jaata hai
  41. Inspector! Giraftaar karlo issey
  42. Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhaane ke layak nahin rahe
  43. Agar tumhare yaar ko zinda dekhna chahti ho, to nachna shuru karo.
  44. Kya issi din ke liye tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha?
  45. Mainey is zameen ko apne khoon sey seencha hai
  46. Is ghar ke darwaaze, tumhare liye hamesha ke liye band hein
  47. In gori gori kalaiyon ko kaam karne ki kya zaroorat hai
  48. Maine tumhe kya samjha, Aur tum kya nikley!
  49. Doctor: Ab Sab oopar waale key haath mein hai
  50. Doctor: I'm sorry, hum kuch nahin kar sakey
  51. Doctor: Chowbees ghante tak hosh nahin aiya to .....
  52. Agar Maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa.
  53. Jyaada hoshiayari karne ki koshish maat karna.
  54. Munni bai, Thakur saheb aaye hai.
  55. Nahin chhodunga tujhe. Jaan sey maar daaloonga.
  56. Maa!!, Sab kehte hai ke tum yek vaishya ho !
  57. Bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho. Sab thik ho jaiye ga
  58. Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai
  59. Mera dil dhak-dhak karta hai
  60. Ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga
  61. Zamaane ne thokar laga-laga ke is dil ko paththar bana diya
  62. Kutte! Kamine ! .....
  63. Chudeil! Kide pade tere .....
  64. Boss!, maal versova beach pe theek bara baje aayega
  65. Tumne yeh kiya, to mujhse bura koi nahin hoga
  66. Woh kutte ki maut marega
  67. Tune yeh kiya to tu mere mara muh dekhegi
  68. Apne aap ko police ke hawaale kar do.
  69. Apne hathiyaar phenk do
  70. Keshto: Hi-HEEYAAHH!
  71. Har kutte ka din aata hai
  72. Mai tumahara aihsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhoolonga
  73. Itnay paise tum kahan sey laiye ?
  74. Bacchhhhaaaooooooooooo.......
  75. Police mere peeche lagi hui hai ..
  76. Bataao kya keemat hai tumhari ?
  77. Tum mere liye mar chuke ho
  78. Maine do din se kuch nahi khaya, ek roti ka tukda de do na.
  79. Ghar mein do-do jawaan betiyaan hein
  80. Lo! - Muh meetha karo
  81. Waada karo ke hamesha mere rahoge ?
  82. Khabardaar jo mujhe haath bhi lagayaa ..
  83. Aarre! isse to tez bukhaar hai
  84. Maa tum kitni achi ho
  85. Bhaiyaaa!
  86. Yeh aap kya keh rahen hein, bhai sahab?
  87. Uska dosh sirf itna hai key wo gharib hai !
  88. Aaj Pinky ka janam din hai
  89. Gurkha, isse dhakke maarke bahar nikaal do
  90. Mai yeh tumhaara aihsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhoolonga
  91. Yeh anyay hai Bhagwan
  92. Driver, gaadi roko
  93. Police ko tum jaise naujawaanon per naaz hai
  94. Ab tumhari maa hanmare kabze mein hai
  95. Ek baar mujhe maa kehkar pukaro beta
  96. Yeh khoon maine kiya hai, melod!
  97. Bhaagne ki koshish mat karna
  98. Mujhe tumhaare is behte hue khoon ki kasam ....
  99. Yeh sauda tumhe bahut mehnga padega
  100. Maa, mai first class first pass ho gaya hoon
  101. Beti, tu to paraya dhan hai.
  102. Viiijjjjaaaaayyyy !!
  103. Pesh hai duniya ke jaane-maane kalakaar, Miss Renu
  104. Zabaan ko lagaam do ..
  105. Hume tedi anguli se ghee nikaalna aata hai
  106. Kutte ki dum tedi-ki-tedi hi rehti hai
  107. Bhabhi, tumhare haath ki chai peene ko man kar raha hai
  108. Chun Chun ke maaroonga, ek-ek ko chun chun ke maroonga
  109. Tune mere peeth pe chura bhoka hai
  110. Bhagwaan ke liye mujhe chhod do!
  111. Aaare bhagwaan ke liye chhod doon to mai kya karoon?
  112. Tum jis thali me khate ho, usi me ched karte ho.
  113. prasaad khao Betaa?
  114. Wo jab tak ghar na aaye, main khana nahin khaoongi.
  115. Aaj Karwa choud hai.
  116. Jaaneman, zara ghunghat to hataao ?
  117. kaan khol kar sun lo .....
  118. tum akele nahin ho, main jo tumhare saat hoon
  119. aarder aarder (translation: order, order (judge in court room scene) )
  120. bees saal pehle diwali ki raat ....
  121. Rai Bahadur or Rana saab etc goes
  122. Tumhre pas kya nahin hai heera,jawaharat,naukar,chakar,gadi,bangala,
  123. paisa. Phir bhi tumhe is do take ki ladki/ladke ko is ghar ki
  124. bahu/damaad banana chahte ho ?

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